I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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