I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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