Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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