he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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