i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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