did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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