I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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