I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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