I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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