I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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