Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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