Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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