the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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