Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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