If i could tip my vagina, i would.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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