Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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