is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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