the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
