Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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