I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The feeling are messing with the penis
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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