Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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