we have pet lesbian snakes
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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