We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
this is an emotional support booty call
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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