i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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