im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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