Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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