Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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