i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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