Got a toothbrush?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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