i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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