quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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