I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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