where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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