He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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