:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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