I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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