dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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