I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Is it because I queefed?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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