Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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