Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
