she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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