I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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