He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
wow bdsm is so cute
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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