i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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