why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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