Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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