this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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