i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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