Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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