these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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