you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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