After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I just found a bag of teeth...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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