He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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