fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Semen is not good for contacts.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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