i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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