it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
it's great music for shaving your balls
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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